Serial Plant Killer Tombstone Funny Plant Stakes

Name: Serial Plant Killer Tombstone Funny Plant Stakes
Brand: DialUpDuo
Price: 9.98 USD
Availability: InStock

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Made in Phoenix, Arizona
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Some plants do not make it. This silver tombstone plant stake reads Serial Plant Killer, complete with skull and crossbones, and stands as a loving memorial in the pot of whoever waters on vibes alone.

It is the right kind of gag gift for the friend on their fourth pothos, the coworker with a windowsill graveyard, or yourself, honestly.

Browse more funny gifts and true crime gifts if this is your brand of humor.

Why You’ll Love It

🪦 Says what we all know

A silver tombstone reading Serial Plant Killer, skull and crossbones included.

😂 Instant conversation piece

The first thing guests notice on the plant shelf.

🪴 Fits any pot

Slides into the soil of the current victim, easy to relocate to the next.

🎁 Perfect gag gift

For birthdays, offices, and friends with the least green thumbs.

Product Details

Total Height	5 in	12.7 cm
Stake Height	2.1 in	5.3 cm
Width	2.1 in	5.3 cm
Thickness	0.16 in	4 mm

Material: PLA

Serial Plant Killer FAQ

What does the stake say? +

Serial Plant Killer, on a silver tombstone with a skull and crossbones.

Is it a good gift for someone who kills plants? +

Yes. That is the entire point. It is a funny, affectionate nudge for the friend whose plants never make it past a month.

Will it fit in a small pot? +

It works in standard houseplant pots. Exact dimensions are in the Product Details table.

Can I move it between plants? +

Yes. Lift and restake as the situation develops.

Shipping

Orders ship from our small shop in Phoenix, Arizona. Most orders ship within 1-2 business days, and eligible U.S. orders over $50 ship free. We currently ship within the United States only. Full details are in our shipping policy.