Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet | Funny Friend and Coworker Gift
Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet | Funny Friend and Coworker Gift
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- Made in Phoenix, Arizona
- 30-day returns on eligible items
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The Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet is a funny desk fidget for the coworker whose calendar has started making threats. It has two magnetic pieces that snap together, slide apart, and give fidgety hands somewhere to put the chaos.
Pick a backer card message that matches the moment, from "Everything Is Fine" to "Thanks for Keeping the Fire Contained." It works for office gift swaps, Secret Santa, teacher desks, going-away gifts, and the friend who narrates every minor inconvenience like a season finale.
It's made to order in small runs, with raised dumpster ridges, flame details, embedded magnets, and a 2 inch by 2.2 inch size that's easy to keep on a desk. It plays nicely with other funny gifts and teacher gifts too.
Why You'll Love It
Product Details
| Length | 2.2 in | 5.6 cm |
| Width | 2 in | 5.1 cm |
| Thickness | 0.4 in | 1 cm |
Material: PLA with embedded magnets
Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet FAQ
How does the Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet move?+
It has two magnetic pieces that snap together and shift apart. The movement is simple, satisfying, and easy to use at a desk.
What backer card messages can I choose from?+
You can choose from "Emotional Support Dumpster Fire," "Everything Is Fine," "This Dumpster Fire Won't Be the Same Without You," "Thanks for Keeping the Fire Contained," "Another Year... Still Burning Bright," or "This Little Light of Mine."
Is this a good coworker gift?+
Yes, especially for the coworker who keeps one calm face while answering twelve emails marked urgent. The card options make it easy to match the joke to the person.
How big is the fidget?+
It's about 2 inches wide, 2.2 inches long, and 0.4 inches thick. That's small enough for a desk, a pocket, or a drawer full of emergency snacks.
Is there a safety note for the magnets?+
Yes. This contains small, strong magnets and is made for ages 12 and up, not as a toy. Swallowed or inhaled magnets can cause serious internal injury. Seek medical help right away if that happens, and stop using the item if a magnet comes loose or any part is damaged.
How should I clean it?+
Wipe it gently with a soft dry cloth. Keep it away from heat.
Shipping
Shipping
Orders ship from our small shop in Phoenix, Arizona. Most orders ship within 1-2 business days, and eligible U.S. orders over $40 ship free. We currently ship within the United States only. Full details are in our shipping policy.
Returns
Returns
Changed your mind? Eligible items can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Read the refund policy for what qualifies and how it works.

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