{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-fidget-magnet-funny-coworker-gift","title":"Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet | Funny Friend and Coworker Gift","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.65; color: #1d1d1d; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; line-height: 1.65; color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003eThe Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet is a funny desk fidget for the coworker whose calendar has started making threats. It has two magnetic pieces that snap together, slide apart, and give fidgety hands somewhere to put the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; line-height: 1.65; color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003ePick a backer card message that matches the moment, from \"Everything Is Fine\" to \"Thanks for Keeping the Fire Contained.\" It works for office gift swaps, Secret Santa, teacher desks, going-away gifts, and the friend who narrates every minor inconvenience like a season finale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; line-height: 1.65; color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003eIt's made to order in small runs, with raised dumpster ridges, flame details, embedded magnets, and a 2 inch by 2.2 inch size that's easy to keep on a desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 28px 0; padding: 22px 24px; background: #fffdf8; border: 1px solid #eadfce; border-radius: 18px; box-shadow: 0 8px 22px rgba(29,29,29,0.04);\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1.25; color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; gap: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 14px; background: #fff8fb; border: 1px solid #efd6e7; border-radius: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003e🧲 Satisfying magnetic movement\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 4px;\"\u003eTwo magnetic pieces snap together and pull apart for easy desk fidgeting.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 14px; background: #f7f3ff; border: 1px solid #d9c8f3; border-radius: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003e🔥 Funny desk chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 4px;\"\u003eThe dumpster-and-flames shape says the quiet part of the workweek.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 14px; background: #fff8e8; border: 1px solid #f0dfb5; border-radius: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003e🎁 Easy office gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 4px;\"\u003ePick a backer card message for coworkers, friends, teachers, or Secret Santa.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 12px 14px; background: #f2fbfb; border: 1px solid #d9e8ee; border-radius: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003e✋ Raised tactile details\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 4px;\"\u003eRidges and flame details give restless hands something simple to focus on.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 28px 0; padding: 22px 24px; background: #fffdf8; border: 1px solid #e4ddd3; border-radius: 16px; box-shadow: 0 6px 16px rgba(29,29,29,0.035);\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 16px; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1.25; color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003eProcessing time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Most orders are made and packed within 1-2 business days. Shipping time varies by location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003eShipping note:\u003c\/strong\u003e U.S. orders $50+ ship free automatically, making this easy to bundle with other giftable finds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 28px; padding: 18px 22px; background: #fffdf8; border: 1px solid #e4ddd3; border-radius: 16px; box-shadow: 0 6px 16px rgba(29,29,29,0.03);\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px; font-size: 20px; line-height: 1.25; color: #1d1d1d;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDumpster Fire Fidget Magnet FAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e4ddd3; padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 400; color: #1d1d1d; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; gap: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow does the Dumpster Fire Fidget Magnet move?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00c8c8; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0; line-height: 1.6; color: #3f4650;\"\u003eIt has two magnetic pieces that snap together and shift apart. The movement is simple, satisfying, and easy to use at a desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e4ddd3; padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 400; color: #1d1d1d; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; gap: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat backer card messages can I choose from?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00c8c8; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0; line-height: 1.6; color: #3f4650;\"\u003eYou can choose from \"Emotional Support Dumpster Fire,\" \"Everything Is Fine,\" \"This Dumpster Fire Won't Be the Same Without You,\" \"Thanks for Keeping the Fire Contained,\" \"Another Year... Still Burning Bright,\" or \"This Little Light of Mine.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e4ddd3; padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 400; color: #1d1d1d; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; gap: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs this a good coworker gift?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00c8c8; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0; line-height: 1.6; color: #3f4650;\"\u003eYes, especially for the coworker who keeps one calm face while answering twelve emails marked urgent. The card options make it easy to match the joke to the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e4ddd3; padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 400; color: #1d1d1d; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; gap: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow big is the fidget?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00c8c8; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0; line-height: 1.6; color: #3f4650;\"\u003eIt's about 2 inches wide, 2.2 inches long, and 0.4 inches thick. That's small enough for a desk, a pocket, or a drawer full of emergency snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e4ddd3; padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 400; color: #1d1d1d; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; gap: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs this safe for kids or pets?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00c8c8; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0; line-height: 1.6; color: #3f4650;\"\u003eNo. This contains embedded magnets and is intended for adults and older teens. Keep it away from young children and pets, and stop using it if any part becomes loose or damaged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e4ddd3; padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"cursor: pointer; font-weight: 400; color: #1d1d1d; display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; gap: 16px;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow should I clean it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #00c8c8; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1;\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0; line-height: 1.6; color: #3f4650;\"\u003eWipe it gently with a soft dry cloth. Keep it away from heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"DialUpDuo","offers":[{"title":"Everything Is Fine","offer_id":43269420613680,"sku":"FDGT004-EVE","price":14.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Emotional Support Dumpster Fire","offer_id":43269420580912,"sku":"FDGT004-EMO","price":14.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"This Dumpster Fire Won’t Be the Same Without You","offer_id":43269420646448,"sku":"FDGT004-WON","price":14.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Thanks for Keeping the Fire Contained","offer_id":43269420679216,"sku":"FDGT004-THA","price":14.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Another Year... 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